Visual Pun Admirers Pillows

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

Sales chart is buildings in background.

Theatre Masks and Butts

Hermit Crabapple Tree

Fist Bumper Cars

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

Pete would never forget the time he saw his very first nasal hare.

Generic Store: Sign in Window

This man is an island.

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

"Frosty the Repairman"

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

"Look, the numbers don't lie."

'Amazing this pizza looks just like a brain scan of someone who's experiencing apophenia'

"I've been window-shopping..."

The Coffee Tattoo

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

Time Table

Racketeer

Senseless clowning around

Missing Daylight: So dark. So cold.

'According to his will, Tiddles left the bulk of his estate to himself. Because, he still has eight lives left.'

Hot Cross Bun

"Butt cracker"

Arm Chair

'My doctor wants me to watch what I eat, so I'm here for glasses.'

Persian

"Your four-o'clock is here."

'You went for the highlights then?'

Doctor to man with baseball player and footbal player on feet: 'You have a bad case of athlete's foot.'

"I feel a lot of societal pressure to be happy."

That's the trampoline sales, sir.

"Don't be alarmed, Lois, but there appears to be a pop-up thermometer protruding from your right buttock."