Visual Pun Aficionado Pillows

A deer with big antlers standing next to a chair.

Defensive Lineman

"Reopening the country is just around the corner

"These shades will protect your eyes."

Exploding Dalmatian

Sales chart is buildings in background.

Theatre Masks and Butts

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

Hermit Crabapple Tree

Fist Bumper Cars

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

Generic Store: Sign in Window

Pete would never forget the time he saw his very first nasal hare.

This man is an island.

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

"Frosty the Repairman"

"Look, the numbers don't lie."

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

'Amazing this pizza looks just like a brain scan of someone who's experiencing apophenia'

Racketeer

Senseless clowning around

Time Table

The Coffee Tattoo

"I've been window-shopping..."

Missing Daylight: So dark. So cold.

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

'My doctor wants me to watch what I eat, so I'm here for glasses.'

"Butt cracker"

Hot Cross Bun

Arm Chair

Doctor to man with baseball player and footbal player on feet: 'You have a bad case of athlete's foot.'

'You went for the highlights then?'

"I feel a lot of societal pressure to be happy."