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Theatre Masks and Butts

Fist Bumper Cars

Hermit Crabapple Tree

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

Pete would never forget the time he saw his very first nasal hare.

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

This man is an island.

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

"I used to be a medium, but now I'm a large."

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

"Frosty the Repairman"

"Look, the numbers don't lie."

"But Mom, you said it was a pup tent!"

Free Range Golfers

'So, how was flight school?'

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

Pole dancers

'Amazing this pizza looks just like a brain scan of someone who's experiencing apophenia'

Harvesting the folder crop in Manila

Time Table

Racketeer

"I don’t know … there’s a small part of me that just wants to erase my childhood."

Missing Daylight: So dark. So cold.

"I've been window-shopping..."

The Coffee Tattoo

"I get that quite a bit. Actually, I'm a lawyer."

'You were hot in bed last night.' 'I know, I should have taken my socks off.'

Senseless clowning around

"Abra-Viagra."