Visual Pun Appreciators Prints

Generic Store: Sign in Window

Sales chart is buildings in background.

Theatre Masks and Butts

Hermit Crabapple Tree

Fist Bumper Cars

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

Pete would never forget the time he saw his very first nasal hare.

This man is an island.

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

"I used to be a medium, but now I'm a large."

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

Frank & Ernest. Signe Painted. Cosmetology Dept. That should be "cosmology"! Why do you always get those two confused? I always think the one about space should have an "et" in it.

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

Graph leads down into egg with a big crack.

"Frosty the Repairman"

'So, how was flight school?'

"But Mom, you said it was a pup tent!"

Free Range Golfers

"Look, the numbers don't lie."

How Romans give each other a high five...

Pole dancers

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

'Amazing this pizza looks just like a brain scan of someone who's experiencing apophenia'

Harvesting the folder crop in Manila

"I don’t know … there’s a small part of me that just wants to erase my childhood."

'What about the rolls you promised me?'

Missing Daylight: So dark. So cold.

"I get that quite a bit. Actually, I'm a lawyer."

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

'You were hot in bed last night.' 'I know, I should have taken my socks off.'

"I've been window-shopping..."

Racketeer

The Coffee Tattoo

Speed Bump Ahead.