Visual Pun Seekers Pillows

Headless Man

Sales chart is buildings in background.

Theatre Masks and Butts

Fist Bumper Cars

Hermit Crabapple Tree

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

Pete would never forget the time he saw his very first nasal hare.

Generic Store: Sign in Window

This man is an island.

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

"Frosty the Repairman"

"Look, the numbers don't lie."

'Amazing this pizza looks just like a brain scan of someone who's experiencing apophenia'

"I've been window-shopping..."

Missing Daylight: So dark. So cold.

Racketeer

Senseless clowning around

The Coffee Tattoo

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

Time Table

"I can't log-on. Some-one disabled cookies."

"Butt cracker"

Arm Chair

Hot Cross Bun

'My doctor wants me to watch what I eat, so I'm here for glasses.'

Doctor to man with baseball player and footbal player on feet: 'You have a bad case of athlete's foot.'

'You went for the highlights then?'

"I feel a lot of societal pressure to be happy."

Visual Gag Hosiery Hosiery for Hoses of all types

Screw Driver.

'Joe said he had some special bulbs.'

"Well yes, I could prescribe glasses, but frankly, just cutting your fringe would probably work better..."