Visual Pun Explorer Pillows

Senseless clowning around

Sales chart is buildings in background.

Theatre Masks and Butts

Hermit Crabapple Tree

Fist Bumper Cars

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

Pete would never forget the time he saw his very first nasal hare.

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

Generic Store: Sign in Window

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

This man is an island.

'You wanted a speedy trial, so I'm sentencing you to a swift kick.'

"Frosty the Repairman"

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

"Look, the numbers don't lie."

'Amazing this pizza looks just like a brain scan of someone who's experiencing apophenia'

Time Table

Racketeer

Missing Daylight: So dark. So cold.

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

"I've been window-shopping..."

The Coffee Tattoo

Arm Chair

'My doctor wants me to watch what I eat, so I'm here for glasses.'

"Butt cracker"

Hot Cross Bun

Doctor to man with baseball player and footbal player on feet: 'You have a bad case of athlete's foot.'

'You went for the highlights then?'

"I feel a lot of societal pressure to be happy."

Visual Gag Hosiery Hosiery for Hoses of all types

Screw Driver.

'Joe said he had some special bulbs.'

"Well yes, I could prescribe glasses, but frankly, just cutting your fringe would probably work better..."

Defensive Lineman