Visual Pun Explorer Mugs

Senseless clowning around

Sales chart is buildings in background.

Theatre Masks and Butts

Hermit Crabapple Tree

Fist Bumper Cars

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

Generic Store: Sign in Window

Pete would never forget the time he saw his very first nasal hare.

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

This man is an island.

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

'You wanted a speedy trial, so I'm sentencing you to a swift kick.'

How Romans give each other a high five...

"Look, the numbers don't lie."

"Frosty the Repairman"

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

'Amazing this pizza looks just like a brain scan of someone who's experiencing apophenia'

Speed Bump Ahead.

Time Table

Racketeer

Missing Daylight: So dark. So cold.

"I've been window-shopping..."

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

The Coffee Tattoo

"Butt cracker"

Arm Chair

'My doctor wants me to watch what I eat, so I'm here for glasses.'

Hot Cross Bun

Doctor to man with baseball player and footbal player on feet: 'You have a bad case of athlete's foot.'

'You went for the highlights then?'

"I feel a lot of societal pressure to be happy."

"Well yes, I could prescribe glasses, but frankly, just cutting your fringe would probably work better..."

Screw Driver.

Visual Gag Hosiery Hosiery for Hoses of all types

That's the trampoline sales, sir.