Visual Pun Collector Pillows

Doctor to man with baseball player and footbal player on feet: 'You have a bad case of athlete's foot.'

This man is an island.

"My scientific opinion? That is one big ass bacon."

"Why do you suppose they call it the green room?"

"Butt cracker"

Fist Bumper Cars

Four Poster Bed

Pete would never forget the time he saw his very first nasal hare.

Halt Magi Road Ahead

Racketeer

Sales chart is buildings in background.

Theatre Masks and Butts

Hermit Crabapple Tree

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

Generic Store: Sign in Window

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

"Look, the numbers don't lie."

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

"Frosty the Repairman"

'Amazing this pizza looks just like a brain scan of someone who's experiencing apophenia'

The Bear Fax.

Missing Daylight: So dark. So cold.

"I've been window-shopping..."

Time Table

Bell Hop

The Coffee Tattoo

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

Senseless clowning around

Hot Cross Bun

Spiv

Arm Chair

'You went for the highlights then?'

"I feel a lot of societal pressure to be happy."

Defensive Lineman