Magical Metaphor Lover Pillows

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

Is plagiarism the same as value adding?

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

When Tia Carmen says... "A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner" it means "I can fix it with a hammer."

All this pressure to be the perfect storm...

'I'm a fat cat in a dog-eat-dog world.'

Out of control

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

'Are we watching business news or sports news?'

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

Rats deserting a sinking ship

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

'Stick and Carrot Business Incentive Consultants.'

"Naturally you have trouble getting in touch with your innermost feelings. You're a hollow choclate bunny."

'You see me coming here every week and paying you fifty dollars...'

"What a day, I swam with the sharks, ran with the bears and wreastled with the bulls..."

Dangling Carrots

'If this thing starts to snowball it will catch fire all across the country.'

"Well, I guess the bubble has burst over at Phillips Rodny Associates."

'You will go 3 for 5 tomorrow.'

"There you go again, withdrawing into your shell..."

For services to Tourism. . .

Life is Like a Box of Chocolates

Poet becomes a puppeteer for his own hand.

"It's what I do."

Miss Underhill's School Of Writing Sample Lesson

"All I'm saying is, why do we always have to sit on just one side of the table, all bunched up?"

"That door's no protection against Hobgoblins." - Elf And Safety Inspector

Crow to crow: 'It's about 20 miles from here, not exactly following any highway, but more in a straight line, like as if you were to fly ...'

"Well, it looks like the shit finally hit the fan. So, who wants to lick the blades?"

"I know it's awkward with me being the new boss and all....but when you meet me in the halls, don't act like I'm going to eat you alive."

Workers & Health Costs

Donald Trump Crossword Silhouette