Light House Lover Gifts

Coffee Pot Lighthouse

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Local Knowledge

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

Open House of Horrors

Lighthouse Beam.

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

She was 'bright'. He kept it 'light'. They couldn't help but be attracted to each other.

'Benjamin Franklin - the awful truth...'

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

It'll never work - you're LED and I'm plasma.

'It was a rare accident. Lightning struck his bed pan.'

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

"Got to go. I just heard a faint 'shazam."

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

We regret to inform you that your poem, "The Ramen," does not meet our publishing needs at this time. The short, frustrating career of Edgar Allan Typoe.

"He thinks it's the weather channel."

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

The beer idea.

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

"Don't worry Mum, if there's a storm and lightning, I'll stay safely next to Bob: My teacher said that lightning always hits the highest point..."

Flower lamp.

The Critic...

The bulb family leaves for vacation

"I call it angle-poise"

"I guess the tomatoes were just a gateway plant."

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

"I often get the feeling that I'm going to die young."

Knight Light.

Nuclear energy?

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"