Light House Lover Pillows

Coffee Pot Lighthouse

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Local Knowledge

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

Lighthouse Beam.

Open House of Horrors

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

'Benjamin Franklin - the awful truth...'

'It was a rare accident. Lightning struck his bed pan.'

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

Flower lamp.

The bulb family leaves for vacation

The beer idea.

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

"I call it angle-poise"

"Don't worry Mum, if there's a storm and lightning, I'll stay safely next to Bob: My teacher said that lightning always hits the highest point..."

The Critic...

"I often get the feeling that I'm going to die young."

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

Knight Light.

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

'Sorry, I'm married to that one.'

Nuclear energy?