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'Well my lightest ever was 7lbs 4oz. . .'

' A good idea '

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'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Lighthouse Beam.

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

Preachers with far too much input

You need a new reading light

"I often get the feeling that I'm going to die young."

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

A lighthouse with a welcome mat

'Did anyone ever tell you that you look lovely under the glow of these energy saver lights?'

"I can't wait to put them on."

'The more festive I am, the more productive I get.'

'Thank goodness you're here!'

Illuminating agricultural production

"This room is always bathed in the most beautiful sunlight. Except at night of course."

"this week on, 'Celebrity Fear Factor,' contestants are threatened with total anonymity."

Planting bulbs - planting light bulbs.

"Hey, everybody! Come, look! the odometer is about to roll over another 100,00 light years!"

'Cambridge dons of electrical engineering find a way to do toast without going to the buttery.'

Dramatic lighting in the drama department.

Man lighting ceiling candle

"My manager says that the new guy is brilliant."

'You seemed keen enough yesterday when I suggested an evening of soft lights and sweet music!'

'Look at how the simple little creatures are attracted to the light!'

The turning on the lights ceremony