Light Show Admirers Gifts

"And, of course all our rockets come with a three second warranty."

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

"You don't understand, Mom. Our staying in and watching TV is not the same as you and Dad staying home and watching TV in Dayton, Ohio."

''Masterpiece Theater' will not be seen tonight, so that we may bring you 'Slushpile Showplace'....'

Museum of Art and Science. Monet. "Claude Monet, the father of impressionism, was a master of light. He sometimes painted in series, showing the passage of time with evolving sunlight and shadows." Einstein. "Albert Einstein won a Nobel Prize in Physics for his work in the dual nature of light, behaving like both a wave and a particle, and how this duality explains the photoelectric effect." I love that! Even though Einstein and Monet both worked with light, the only thing their work has

You need a new reading light

'I think someone's asking to go out.'

'I'd prefer it if the view was closer.'

Unable to get going each day without her dose of Katie Couric, Lois shifted her schedule to be in sync with the star's new evening news job.

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

COMPAGNIE D'ASSURANCE DE PARIS, 'I can't believe you sold an insurance policy to NOSTRADAMUS!'

'I hope this surprise view is worth the climb!'

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

Police Box

'Santa has been and he's taken our telly...'

'The more festive I am, the more productive I get.'

Illuminating agricultural production

Filmed in Supermarionation

"I know I say it in every episode, Carson, but the world is changing and we have to change with it."

The walking dead

Man lighting ceiling candle

Richard Hammond.

"Together we are superspreaders of light!"

'George, I'd like you to meet Mademoiselle Fifi LaTour from Paris -- she inspired me to invent bifocals!'

Rudolf gets an electric shock.

'-and to all you night owls out there...'

'Is there a Nobel Prize for viewing?'

Canadian television trivia.

Not the disco light, you idiot.

"You'd better not be thinking about using that remote during my show!"

'Thanks for coming Bob, the reception was terrible before...'