Light Show Admirers Gifts

"And, of course all our rockets come with a three second warranty."

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

"You don't understand, Mom. Our staying in and watching TV is not the same as you and Dad staying home and watching TV in Dayton, Ohio."

You need a new reading light

''Masterpiece Theater' will not be seen tonight, so that we may bring you 'Slushpile Showplace'....'

'I'd prefer it if the view was closer.'

'I think someone's asking to go out.'

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

'The more festive I am, the more productive I get.'

'Santa has been and he's taken our telly...'

'I hope this surprise view is worth the climb!'

Illuminating agricultural production

COMPAGNIE D'ASSURANCE DE PARIS, 'I can't believe you sold an insurance policy to NOSTRADAMUS!'

"I know I say it in every episode, Carson, but the world is changing and we have to change with it."

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

The walking dead

Man lighting ceiling candle

"Together we are superspreaders of light!"

'Thanks for coming Bob, the reception was terrible before...'

'Is there a Nobel Prize for viewing?'

'George, I'd like you to meet Mademoiselle Fifi LaTour from Paris -- she inspired me to invent bifocals!'

'-and to all you night owls out there...'

"You'd better not be thinking about using that remote during my show!"

'Well, so much for the ump. Higgins, go tell the P.A. announcer to warn the spectators about the irresponsible use of laser pointers.'

Rudolf gets an electric shock.