Spotlight Lover Pillows

"There's nothing much happening tonight... so I'm going to just talk about myself!"

"If anyone wants me I'll be on the shop floor strutting my stuff."

"Coming next to the stage, another fragile soul desperate for attention."

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

"Do you think that will count as our 'Fifteen minutes of fame'?"

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

'I'm a star!'

'Is there a psychiatrist in the house - the cast is very depressed over opening night reviews!'

'Benjamin Franklin - the awful truth...'

'It was a rare accident. Lightning struck his bed pan.'

"No, it hasn't anything to do with my presentation. But wait until you see how I hold everyone's attention with it sitting next to me at the podium."

"For my next trick, I'll require an audience."

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!"

Summer Sledding

"Don't worry Mum, if there's a storm and lightning, I'll stay safely next to Bob: My teacher said that lightning always hits the highest point..."

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

'Take a picture...it'll last longer.'

"I often get the feeling that I'm going to die young."

'The more festive I am, the more productive I get.'

"This room is always bathed in the most beautiful sunlight. Except at night of course."

A woman bows to the crowd

'Did anyone ever tell you that you look lovely under the glow of these energy saver lights?'

Media Whore Raceway.

"I can't wait to put them on."

"Well of course we don't all freeze up in the spotlight."

"this week on, 'Celebrity Fear Factor,' contestants are threatened with total anonymity."

'I'm bored with looking at people's feet all day!'

Planting bulbs - planting light bulbs.

"Nothing showy, but we would like to be publicized."

The turning on the lights ceremony

'You seemed keen enough yesterday when I suggested an evening of soft lights and sweet music!'