Spot Lover Pillows

"We've made great progress!"

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

The High Line at Giza

Cosmonaut

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

"Yeah, you were right! The indoor wheel is fun, but running in the park is a lot better..."

Astronaut love

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

"Perhaps I should have warned you...They really don't like wholemeal bread."

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

Moms gone wild

'You are right, honey, it's raining too much. It's not the best day to visit my mom.'

Sun Screen Denial - I Don't burn...

Playing in the park....child on a leash.

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

Sun Worshipers

Stories about crumbs

Do something for the environment.

If they can put a man on the moon, why can't they... market a roll of tape that's easy to start every time?!

Husband burrows under sand to get a closer look at woman sunbathing topless at the beach.

Summer Sledding

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

"I once experienced childlike wonder. . . but it was just my anti-depressants kicking in."

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

"I didn't know you liked ranch so much."

'I told you about the march solar flares before you went out, didn't I?'

"What happened?"