Spot Lover Prints

Dalmatian Tattoos

"We've made great progress!"

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

The High Line at Giza

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

Cosmonaut

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

Astronaut love

"Yeah, you were right! The indoor wheel is fun, but running in the park is a lot better..."

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

Moms gone wild

"Perhaps I should have warned you...They really don't like wholemeal bread."

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

'You are right, honey, it's raining too much. It's not the best day to visit my mom.'

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

Whittlers Mother

Sun Screen Denial - I Don't burn...

Stories about crumbs

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

"I once experienced childlike wonder. . . but it was just my anti-depressants kicking in."

Husband burrows under sand to get a closer look at woman sunbathing topless at the beach.

Summer Sledding

If they can put a man on the moon, why can't they... market a roll of tape that's easy to start every time?!

Sun Worshipers

I've been scouting new locations for the strip. Great. We can certainly use some. Have you found anything exciting so far? Yes. A bench on the other side of the park. It has a trash can in the background.

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

Playing in the park....child on a leash.

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

Do something for the environment.

"I didn't know you liked ranch so much."

'I told you about the march solar flares before you went out, didn't I?'