Spot-loving Story Seekers Prints

'I like it.'

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

Excess Baggage: Airlines are constantly working on new seating configurations.

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

"This, Yorik... Do you know him well?"

"Please, Daddy, just one more conspiracy theory."

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

Bookworm Romance

"Oh you kids and that cursed painting in the closet keep me young."

Frenchman Speaking to Englishman

"I couldn't be happier if I were in slop."

"I'm a little disappointed that we didn't get any human specimens, but I think our leaders will be quite pleased with the snow globe and the commemorative spoon."

'Empty your pockets and go through again.'

'Last cruise I ever take! Stuck with the same people for three weeks...'

Sauce close to the PM.

"There's nothing much happening tonight... so I'm going to just talk about myself!"

Ah-Choo!

The Galaxy's Guide to Hitchhikers...Paul McCartney.

Schlock Holmes

'What would you say about me having my spots enlarged?'

"When your father was your age, he saw a tiny spider in that cave and made a wee-wee in his pants."

For Sale - The rights to my story.

Goodnight Moon

'I don't care if you only need the eye. You'll have to buy the whole newt!'

"No, we're putting the children through as luggage"

"If anyone wants me I'll be on the shop floor strutting my stuff."

It was the harshest job interviews Peter had ever attended...

If the British had been the first to see the Grand Canyon.

'Have we found a scandal in here?'

'This is a great book. Have you read it?'

"Yo, novella!"