Spot Enthusiast Pillows

Ah-Choo!

'What would you say about me having my spots enlarged?'

Moon

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

"Office of quality assurance"

'Now watch our sales increase.'

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

"Have you heard something that the rest of us don't know about?"

Caution to People About to Be Photographed on the Sands at the Seaside.

'It may be just a dog turd too you - but to Professor Brian Cox and me it's a little piece of stardust.' (Based on the fact that Professor Cox is fond of stating that most of the atoms that make up living things was created inside stars)

Optician: 'I can't seem to switch off.'

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

I believe there is something wrong with Tommy: He has perfect eyesight...

"It took all day, but we finally got there."

'I just upgraded to high definition thoughts but there's still nothin' on ...'

The universe doesn't really care if we're "having fun." And neither does Bob.

"You're going to love the 360 degree views with this one."

Header: Franchising of Optometry Caption: 'With every new pair of glasses you get a cheap plastic toy of a character from the latest kids movie'

"Give me insights on marketing to your age demographic...and I'll give you a bright shiny penny."

"E"

'Fenster, this memo accurately describes the human condition...but our job is to generate profits, not insights.'

'No you can't take a copy home to prepare for your eye exam next week'

"P.A.Y.F.O.R.Y.O.U.R.G.L.A.S.S.E.S."

'No thanks, just squinting.'

"He was right, the Sky was falling."

Google Earth...

'It's an early warning system, it picks up my wife.'

Malcolm realised he might need glasses when he realised his adjustable reading poles couldn't be extended any further.

It was the harshest job interviews Peter had ever attended...

"Now, for your glasses, read the bottom line."

'Denson, I want this view moving so that we can see it from the West wing.'

Road signs.

Tourist Bus

"We love the view. It helps to remind us that we're part of a larger community."