Spot Spectator Pillows

Exploding Dalmatian

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"I AM at my usual position."

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

G7 Summit Concern

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

Beer Order

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

A convenient attack of swine flu...

'You said I should check back with you if I didn't get any better. . .'

'Why is laying around watching movies considered cozy, but laying around watching football is considered lazy?'

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

"Let me call you back, Lori. I'm binge-watching John clean the gutters."

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

"Still judging people on stuff you could never do?"

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

I think you just paid £5000 for cricket box, not a box at the cricket.

'If only Darwin could have seen this!'

'How come there aren't any peace heroes?'

'I only come to the game for the half time entertainment and snack bar privileges.'

Football drummer

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.