Spot Spectator Pillows

Exploding Dalmatian

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"I AM at my usual position."

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

G7 Summit Concern

To attract a bigger audience, the world chess federation allow fans to distract an opponent when it's his move.

The game is tied, and this is the final inning because the sun is setting. I understand, coach, I need to get home before dark!

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

'Hey, hey, hey!'

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

Beer Order

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

A convenient attack of swine flu...

'Why is laying around watching movies considered cozy, but laying around watching football is considered lazy?'

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

"Let me call you back, Lori. I'm binge-watching John clean the gutters."

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

'You said I should check back with you if I didn't get any better. . .'

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

I think you just paid £5000 for cricket box, not a box at the cricket.

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

'If only Darwin could have seen this!'

"Still judging people on stuff you could never do?"

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

'How come there aren't any peace heroes?'

'I only come to the game for the half time entertainment and snack bar privileges.'

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.