Surfing Spectator Pillows

"Of course you can't DVR the surf. You brought the wrong remote."

"I AM at my usual position."

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

A convenient attack of swine flu...

'Why is laying around watching movies considered cozy, but laying around watching football is considered lazy?'

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

I think you just paid £5000 for cricket box, not a box at the cricket.

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

Octopus in the bleachers.

'I only come to the game for the half time entertainment and snack bar privileges.'

"Let's welcome Elaine back from her two weeks in Hawaii and hope this passes soon..."

'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until the Super Bowl is over before turning off my electricity?'

'I thought you wanted to get more involved with my sports.'

Baby on Surfboard with sign 'Baby on Board'.

The steeple-chase. Man reads a sign stating that no horseman is allowed to follow the racehorses over the course.

Shark Surfing the Waves.

"Rats, we can't bow ride this one: it's a hovercraft..."

Exploding Dalmatian

Winter Olympics

"It's lovely here but there's a bit of weather around."

"I'll have a programme and sit on that."

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race,1870-The Crews Approach Putney Bridge

"Yo, dude, like I always thought cats were afraid of the water!"

My first rodeo

'Keep it down, will you?! I'm trying to watch the skiing weatherview!'

'Whoah - surfs up!'

TV Darts.