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"Of course you can't DVR the surf. You brought the wrong remote."

"I AM at my usual position."

To attract a bigger audience, the world chess federation allow fans to distract an opponent when it's his move.

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

The game is tied, and this is the final inning because the sun is setting. I understand, coach, I need to get home before dark!

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

A convenient attack of swine flu...

'Why is laying around watching movies considered cozy, but laying around watching football is considered lazy?'

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

Skateboard Sidewalk Surfer

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

I think you just paid £5000 for cricket box, not a box at the cricket.

I told you you weren't allowed to stretch before the seventh inning. Security.

'I only come to the game for the half time entertainment and snack bar privileges.'

Octopus in the bleachers.

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

"Let's welcome Elaine back from her two weeks in Hawaii and hope this passes soon..."

The steeple-chase. Man reads a sign stating that no horseman is allowed to follow the racehorses over the course.

'I thought you wanted to get more involved with my sports.'

'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until the Super Bowl is over before turning off my electricity?'

Baby on Surfboard with sign 'Baby on Board'.

Shark Surfing the Waves.

Winter Olympics

"Yo, dude, like I always thought cats were afraid of the water!"

"It's lovely here but there's a bit of weather around."

Exploding Dalmatian

Finish. What do you mean YOU won the Iditarod?!

"Rats, we can't bow ride this one: it's a hovercraft..."

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race,1870-The Crews Approach Putney Bridge

"I'll have a programme and sit on that."

My first rodeo

'Keep it down, will you?! I'm trying to watch the skiing weatherview!'

I'm a "feudal monarch" --- Not a "serfer dude"!

Beach warning: elephants!