Sport Spectator Pillows

To attract a bigger audience, the world chess federation allow fans to distract an opponent when it's his move.

The steeple-chase. Man reads a sign stating that no horseman is allowed to follow the racehorses over the course.

"If a Dodger gets hit by a ball, does he get fired?"

Church for sports worshipers.

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"I AM at my usual position."

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

Vendor selling testosterone.

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

"So that's where you were last night."

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

"This is his fifteenth successive Olympics."

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

'Why is laying around watching movies considered cozy, but laying around watching football is considered lazy?'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Football supporters.

'Get him in a full nelson, you dolt! You'll never pin him with a Heimlich maneuver!'

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

I think you just paid £5000 for cricket box, not a box at the cricket.

Theater or football.

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

'...I mean, kicked out of the game is serious, but kicked off the planet?'

'If it's a game of two halves, how come you're on your third pint?'

"Don't hit him too hard, his little old mum's at the ringside!"