Sunset Spectator Pillows

Albert & Myra - The End Story

'My husband is very sensitive. He cries when he sees sunsets, old romantic films, and falling values of his 401(k)'

G7 Summit Concern

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"For a normal sunset say 'one', for a romantic sunset say 'two', but first please give us your credit card details."

Summertime.

A traveler comments on the red in the sunset. A wine drinker misunderstands, thinking the traveler is referring to the red wine.

A convenient attack of swine flu...

Alien crapload

Rating the Sunset

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

"I've seen this one."

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

"The nest may be empty, but our drinks are full."

Sunrise and Sunset

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...

Spider Web Musical Score.

'I don't know why, but my cowboy seems to have an obsession with riding into the sunset...'

Desk at the Horizon

'What a view! The motivational poster doesn't do it justice.'

Sunset

"At the end of the day it's just a sunset."

Sunset

"No one rides off into me anymore."

'Today's Presentation: God's Miracles.'

"The sunsets here are amazing."

'I may rust, but this sunset will be worth it.'

Scientific Research: '...The motto of science is to expect the unexpected...now be quiet. I'm trying to work.'

Heaven's Way

"To you, O mighty ocean, we offer up the remains of our vacation foodstuffs in gratitude for an excellent summer experience."

"Sometimes it's good to just pause and reflect on how obscenely rich we are."

"Do you want to stay for the credits?"

"Advertising Standards want us to remove some bits from our ad showing pensioners..."