Tv Sunset Viewer Pillows

'Come on over and watch the sunset.'

Albert & Myra - The End Story

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

'My husband is very sensitive. He cries when he sees sunsets, old romantic films, and falling values of his 401(k)'

"I love this time of day."

"I know he's funny, boy, but he’s also the president of the United States."

The game is tied, and this is the final inning because the sun is setting. I understand, coach, I need to get home before dark!

"For a normal sunset say 'one', for a romantic sunset say 'two', but first please give us your credit card details."

Summertime.

The older I get, the more introspective I get, or is that retrospective?'

A traveler comments on the red in the sunset. A wine drinker misunderstands, thinking the traveler is referring to the red wine.

'Your mom is probably watching. Go for the jugular.'

Alien crapload

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

"I've seen this one."

Sunrise and Sunset

Romance on the Yacht

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

Rating the Sunset

"The nest may be empty, but our drinks are full."

Spider Web Musical Score.

Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...

While doing routine recon over the pacific ocean, lietenants Cromwell and Olsen make a startling discovery.

"At the end of the day it's just a sunset."

"Sooner or later you just knew it had to come to this. . ."

"The days are longer but in a good way."

'I don't know why, but my cowboy seems to have an obsession with riding into the sunset...'

'What a view! The motivational poster doesn't do it justice.'

Desk at the Horizon

Sunset

'...According to the survey, Canadians prefer the doggie style positions, so the can both keep watching the Hockey game...'

Sunset

"The sunsets here are amazing."

How to Rise with the Sun

'Today's Presentation: God's Miracles.'