Spotlight Lover Mugs

"There's nothing much happening tonight... so I'm going to just talk about myself!"

"If anyone wants me I'll be on the shop floor strutting my stuff."

"Coming next to the stage, another fragile soul desperate for attention."

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

"Do you think that will count as our 'Fifteen minutes of fame'?"

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

'Is there a psychiatrist in the house - the cast is very depressed over opening night reviews!'

'I'm a star!'

She was 'bright'. He kept it 'light'. They couldn't help but be attracted to each other.

'Benjamin Franklin - the awful truth...'

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

It'll never work - you're LED and I'm plasma.

"Got to go. I just heard a faint 'shazam."

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

'It was a rare accident. Lightning struck his bed pan.'

"For my next trick, I'll require an audience."

"No, it hasn't anything to do with my presentation. But wait until you see how I hold everyone's attention with it sitting next to me at the podium."

"He thinks it's the weather channel."

"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!"

'Take a picture...it'll last longer.'

Summer Sledding

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

"Don't worry Mum, if there's a storm and lightning, I'll stay safely next to Bob: My teacher said that lightning always hits the highest point..."

"I often get the feeling that I'm going to die young."

'Did anyone ever tell you that you look lovely under the glow of these energy saver lights?'

'The more festive I am, the more productive I get.'

"I can't wait to put them on."

A woman bows to the crowd

Media Whore Raceway.

"This room is always bathed in the most beautiful sunlight. Except at night of course."

"Well of course we don't all freeze up in the spotlight."

'I'm bored with looking at people's feet all day!'

"this week on, 'Celebrity Fear Factor,' contestants are threatened with total anonymity."