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Dueling Christmas Lights

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

Cut!

Astral Projection

The First Annual Game Show Week.

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

"The end of my favorite series is near."

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

'NBC has revealed plans for a new, humorous version of The Office.'

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

Miami Mice

As Seen Watching TV

Morgue - "Welcome to 'Celebrity Autopsy'"

Larry King

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

"Let's just binge watch this."

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

Hades Movie Awards After Show. The dealy sins were all here -- They love walking the red carpet! Pride won tonight for a leading role and envy won for a supporting role. Wrath was seen yelling at at the paparazzi ... Lust tried to meet beautiful actresses ... and Gluttony rushed off to the buffet. Greed is already counting all the money he'll make because he won an award. And when sloth won, he received the night's biggest ovation ... because he was too lazy to give an acceptance speech!

Out of Context Nite with Jeremy Clarkson.

Gillian Leigh Anderson

Houdini.

The Academy began to regret awarding the Oscar to Destructo.

'Books are okay, except they only get one channel.'

"Now that I can watch whatever I want, whenever I want, my life has no structure."

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

'The more festive I am, the more productive I get.'

'It's times like this I miss the business channel.'

"Meaning of life!!" "Meaning of 'Game of Thrones' series finale"

"Binge-watching squirrels. What are you doing?"

Tony Robinson

Celebrity Clerk: Schrodinger's Cat.

"The season finale of the world is near."

"I wish I could help you, but you're on the set of a hospital soap opera."