Light Show Fanatic Mugs

Dueling Christmas Lights

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

The First Annual Game Show Week.

"The end of my favorite series is near."

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

Miami Mice

Morgue - "Welcome to 'Celebrity Autopsy'"

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

As Seen Watching TV

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

'Books are okay, except they only get one channel.'

Out of Context Nite with Jeremy Clarkson.

Houdini.

"Let's just binge watch this."

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

"Now that I can watch whatever I want, whenever I want, my life has no structure."

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

Celebrity Clerk: Schrodinger's Cat.

"Meaning of life!!" "Meaning of 'Game of Thrones' series finale"

"Binge-watching squirrels. What are you doing?"

'You did your book report on the TV schedule?'

'It's times like this I miss the business channel.'

'The more festive I am, the more productive I get.'