Flashlight Fanatic Mugs

"Shine the flashlight over here. Um, Ralph?!"

Late night teddy reading

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

Firearms Museum. Blunderbuss. That's funny, I always thought a "blunderbuss" was a messed-up kiss.

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

'I know that it's the Fourth of July, but I still don't think an air conditioner is supposed to do this.'

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

'Sure, I'm nervous. Remember OUR first date?'

You need a new reading light

Museum of Art and Science. Monet. "Claude Monet, the father of impressionism, was a master of light. He sometimes painted in series, showing the passage of time with evolving sunlight and shadows." Einstein. "Albert Einstein won a Nobel Prize in Physics for his work in the dual nature of light, behaving like both a wave and a particle, and how this duality explains the photoelectric effect." I love that! Even though Einstein and Monet both worked with light, the only thing their work has

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

Illuminating agricultural production

Buddhist Center

Sparklers

Conducting Handel's Fireworks Music with a Sparkler

"And now for my fabulous 4th of July finale. . ."

"Safe? Of course it's safe! I do fireworks every year!"

Man lighting ceiling candle

"Let's try real hard this year to sell old Jumbo!"

A surprised man drives a car with his fireworks exploding.

'What an AMAZING display!'

'You gotta admit, these meetings are more exciting since Ed developed the Pyro Power Point Presentation!'

"Together we are superspreaders of light!"

I realize we all grieve in our own way, ma'am, but the crematorium staff did not appreciate the fireworks you put in your late husbands pockets.

'I wonder where my best suit is?'

"There's a guy at the back booth screaming and setting off fireworks."

Sparrow of Prey

'Was the flash too bright?'

Astronaut

Fly has idea to fly into the light.

Where the hokey pokey went wrong

"You can't just give a regular lecture. You have to use pyrotechnics."

'Mum says there's gonna be FIREWORKS when Dad gets home!'

';Angin', drawin' an' wuarterin's too good for you Fawkes.'