Flashlights Mugs

Late night teddy reading

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Woman escapes with cats.

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

Monster Clown

Burning love

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

Sparkler

'I know that it's the Fourth of July, but I still don't think an air conditioner is supposed to do this.'

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

"Instead of a bedtime story, how about strapping a bottle rocket to your doll and setting it off in your little brother’s room?" "Brad was a terrible father."

USA Putting Out Fires

Pizza Rescue.

'Is there a fireman in the house?'

"Who wants to help me with the fireworks this year?"

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

Safe Christmas.

"We should have stopped these green agitators from making predictions long before their predictions came true."

Break Glass in Case of Fire: Tiny Firemen.

'Our village cricket club' - An umpiring fireman responds to an emergency whilst holding all the cricket team's possessions.

"Put him back and go and make your own guy!"

'Next time you lose the school's keys, please call a locksmith instead of using a blow torch on the door.'

'I doubt whether the Green Goddesses can cope with this.'

"Before rising all the way to the executive suite, the fire had its modest start in the company mailroom."

Bayonne Festival

"Never mind the cat! There's a squirrel stuck in a rainspout over on Lang Road!!"