Firelight Enthusiast Mugs

"The power went out and I couldn't find any candles, but I could find your shorts I hate."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

Tedious Romantic.

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

Sparkler

The Fuse

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

"We should have stopped these green agitators from making predictions long before their predictions came true."

The man who discovered smoke

"In a late breaking news story, our TV station is on fire."

You need a new reading light

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

'Do you have to bring your work home with you?'

Illuminating agricultural production

The sound of a crackling fire licking at seasoned logs...

' Well..She did it to me again.'

'Look, fire is fire - Why try to develop theories about it?'

'Top floor, please.'

Man lighting ceiling candle

Fireworks Stand: 'Safe, but INSANE Fireworks.'

Smiley

"I'm thinking that I may move hell to the west coast of the United States. There's more fire there."

Collecting logs

Heroes

Studying Fire Behavior

Dog with chew toy.