Firelight Gazer Mugs

'I'm talkin' to Pete, right, 'cept it was like he wasn't listenin'. Then, sudenly, he stands up, circles the campfire a few times and jumps right into the flames. Craziest thing ever, huh, Jessie? Jessie..?'

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is none of us will be alive then.'

'Now that's an afro!'

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'It's a Joan Biro.'

God Sneezes Out Creation

"Have you been playing dice?"

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

Birds Following Witch.

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

Emergency exit into Space

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.