Flashlights Gifts

Late night teddy reading

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

Woman escapes with cats.

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

Monster Clown

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

Me cold. Need heat cave. Fire works. To make metal tools, I need to melt these rocks. Fire works. I'd like a romantic atmosphere for my date tonight. Fire works. How should we celebrate the founding of our new nation? Fireworks!

Burning love

Sparkler

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

'I know that it's the Fourth of July, but I still don't think an air conditioner is supposed to do this.'

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

'Sure, I'm nervous. Remember OUR first date?'

'Is there a fireman in the house?'

USA Putting Out Fires

Pizza Rescue.

"Instead of a bedtime story, how about strapping a bottle rocket to your doll and setting it off in your little brother’s room?" "Brad was a terrible father."

"Who wants to help me with the fireworks this year?"

"We should have stopped these green agitators from making predictions long before their predictions came true."

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

Safe Christmas.

Break Glass in Case of Fire: Tiny Firemen.

Fire Backwards.

"Do I look like I need rescuing?"

'Our village cricket club' - An umpiring fireman responds to an emergency whilst holding all the cricket team's possessions.

'Next time you lose the school's keys, please call a locksmith instead of using a blow torch on the door.'

"Before rising all the way to the executive suite, the fire had its modest start in the company mailroom."

Bayonne Festival

"Never mind the cat! There's a squirrel stuck in a rainspout over on Lang Road!!"

"I didn't know we were supposed to flush them!"