Flashlight Reader Gifts

Late night teddy reading

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

Gen-Next Library

'Bring out yer books!'

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Large print e-book.

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

'Could you just e-mail me your electronic book with signature, please?'

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

Welcome back students.

"This is all I have time for now, dear...the knight slays the dragon and marries the princess. For more detail go to www.fairytale.net."

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

"Ever since I started reading the newspaper online, he's been bringing me my laptop."

Stories about crumbs

Reading in a hammock.

"Chapter three: Homo erectus and the practical use of bones..."

Kid tries to plug in a book.

'Here's a deal! Buy 6 ebooks and they send you a candle that smells like a book.'

Child reading on the toilet is abducted by aliens.

"Stanley, we're into the summer doldrums again, aren't we?"

Tripled his reading speed with no loss in comprehension.

Quite literary.

'Just a minute, officer. I found a loophole in this law book!'

"If you don't want the light to keep shining in your eyes, stop asking me how much longer I'm going to read."

"Great, but where are all the books?"

Returning to reading

Rapid reading center.

A mobile phone reads bedtime stories.

"Click on 'new book smell'."

'Keep up with technology Mum: I'm an e-Bookworm these days...'