Lights Gifts

"How the mighty have fallen!"

Safe Christmas.

'They all want to play the star.'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

Theatre Crowd

Hamlet

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

'It's a farton, fartoff lamp!'

A pretention of playwrights

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

Midsummer Night's Dream

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

Chekov play and scorecard,

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

The Lemmings of Montauk

Three Witches from Macbeth

James Barrie.

Before and After Thomas Edison

'Oh dear, Hamlet seems to have developed turrets syndrome.'

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

The greatest love story ever moled.

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

Giraffe looking out of a lighthouse.

"It's not good, Jack. She's after the house, the condo, custody, half your retirement $ 12,000 a month and she still wants a pound of flesh."

A Kangermoo

Man with candle in thought bubble, "Ideas before Edison"

Candle Moment

"How was the play!"