Light Fixtures Gifts

'The light keeps turning on and off. Uncle Phil's spirit is in the room, and apparently death hasn't curbed his OCD.'

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

'It's a farton, fartoff lamp!'

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

The Lemmings of Montauk

It'll never work - you're LED and I'm plasma.

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

Before and After Thomas Edison

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

Candle Moment

Safe Christmas.

Man with candle in thought bubble, "Ideas before Edison"

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

Giraffe looking out of a lighthouse.

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

"I often get the feeling that I'm going to die young."

Christmas Dwarves

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

Knight Light.

Lighthouse

"No, not there! It'll block out all our light!"

Illuminating agricultural production

Psychiatry. Everything seems so dark and gloomy! I just think you need an outlet!

"I can't wait to put them on."

'But seriously, folks... Who knows how many blondes it takes to screw in my latest invention?'

Small airplane pulls spiral striping off lighthouse.

"My girlfriend got it for me. What? It's not so bad is it? Is it?..."

Rudolph goes green (with his new compact fluorescent nose)

On - Undecided - Off switch

"Delivery."