Light Fixtures Gifts

'The light keeps turning on and off. Uncle Phil's spirit is in the room, and apparently death hasn't curbed his OCD.'

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

'It's a farton, fartoff lamp!'

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

The Lemmings of Montauk

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

Before and After Thomas Edison

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

Safe Christmas.

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

Giraffe looking out of a lighthouse.

Man with candle in thought bubble, "Ideas before Edison"

Candle Moment

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

"I often get the feeling that I'm going to die young."

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

Knight Light.

Lighthouse

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

"My girlfriend got it for me. What? It's not so bad is it? Is it?..."

'But seriously, folks... Who knows how many blondes it takes to screw in my latest invention?'

"No, not there! It'll block out all our light!"

"I can't wait to put them on."

Illuminating agricultural production

Small airplane pulls spiral striping off lighthouse.

Rudolph goes green (with his new compact fluorescent nose)

On - Undecided - Off switch

"Delivery."

Son et lumiere - "Just checking..."