Holiday Lighting Gifts

Christmas Lights

Where your mind & battle are los

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Tree in Dollar Shape.

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Happy Easter

"Ninja bread men"

"Home depot."

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

Tourists and their Pets.

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

'How very Cumbria.'

Yoga Xmas Decorations

Non-Denominational Carols