Holiday Lighting T-Shirts

Christmas Lights

Where your mind & battle are los

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"Home depot."

Happy Easter

Tree in Dollar Shape.

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"Ninja bread men"

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

Tourists and their Pets.

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

Frosting the Snowman

Yoga Xmas Decorations

'How very Cumbria.'

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'