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First Prize Christmas Light Display Contest

'He lives for his holidays.'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Christmas Tree

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"Home depot."

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

Horn of Leftovers

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

Happy Turkey Day!

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

Santa called but you were out!

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

'I hope you all like stuffing.'

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'

"These shades are GREAT-I dreamt I was in Tahiti!"

North Pole twinned with Amazon

'See, Dear? Told you I'd make it fit!'

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

"Once upon a time there was a kind bank manager who found all the money lost in the global financial meltdown, brought world peace, stopped global warming, cured the common cold and discovered Julian Assange is Santa."