Lighthouses Gifts

'Petersen, you're fired!'

'Are you the person who advertised for someone to do light housekeeping?'

"Delivery."

Lighthouse

"She's a rescue."

Moon and Lighthouse

"Your lightheadedness, may be due to your family history."

Giraffe looking out of a lighthouse.

"The foghorn is broken."

"Oh great, here comes that kid with that lighthouse again."

"She's a rescue."

"Is the lighthouse fully automated?"

"I will buy a hand clapper only if it will allow me to turn the lighthouse light on and off from down here."

Your Pizza won't be long...but it will be round.

Lighthouse has energy efficient bulb.

Giant Moth Circling Lighthouse.

Sea monster wrapped around lighthouse.

451 Days Without An Accident

"It's that bloody lighthouse family."

Small airplane pulls spiral striping off lighthouse.

'Quick, douse the light!'

'Trick or Treat!'

"Turn it off! I'm not undressing with the light on."

'Bob's new job as a lighthouse keeper was not as much fun as he thought it would be...'

An electric lightbulb is delivered to a lighthouse.

Coffee Pot Lighthouse

'There's been complaints from the neighbours concerning loud music...'

"I'm sorry,Emily but the net curtains will have to come down."

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

No, that's the garbage disposal.

This one is to keep away ships, but that one is to keep away solicitors.

Joe, the Lighthouse Keeper

"I guess you can stop weeding now."

Lighting the Lighthouse

The Lemmings of Montauk