Light Studies Gifts

Arc Light: Wave Division and Particle Division.

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

Penguin

'At last, the newly discovered films of Woody Alien.'

Genetic Fingerprinting.

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

Physicists disputing whether the clock moves backwards or forwards according to season change.

Megabyte Information Processing Center.

"Well, I can't figure it out either. Do we know anyone that can help us with math homework?"

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

Movies through the decades.

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

'Dirty binoculars?! You mean I wasted 30 years studying what I thought was the rare spotted rhino?'

Safe Christmas.

"Mom, Dad, college changed me."

The hummingbird's hum.

You need a new reading light

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

Results of the Tropical Fish Sex Survey

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

Illuminating agricultural production

"I figure the odds of you being the smartest girl in the class for three years in a row are practically zero."

"Yes, I know darling, getting a sore throat is bad: it really hurts to swallow..."

'Every single piece of homework handed in this morning - there couldn't have been much on TV last night!'