Light Studies Mugs

Arc Light: Wave Division and Particle Division.

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

Reese Witherspoon

Penguin

University Cafeteria. The first semester of college is tough. I'm not taking geography because I couldn't find the classroom on the map. I'm way behind on my archeology assignments. I'm buried and need to dig my way out. And everybody in political science lies and cheats to get ahead. How are you doing in statistics? I think I'm doing very well! My test scores are hugely below the class median. I should probably learn what that means.

'At last, the newly discovered films of Woody Alien.'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

Genetic Fingerprinting.

Megabyte Information Processing Center.

Physicists disputing whether the clock moves backwards or forwards according to season change.

"Well, I can't figure it out either. Do we know anyone that can help us with math homework?"

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

"Hey, Doris. I'm learning some interesting things about animals from my trail camera! For instance, I never knew that bears were capable of making obscene paw gestures!"

"Enjoy university darling, and don't come back during the holidays, we're going to air BnB your room."

Movies through the decades.

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

'Dirty binoculars?! You mean I wasted 30 years studying what I thought was the rare spotted rhino?'

Robert Mitchum

"Mom, Dad, college changed me."

Museum of Art and Science. Monet. "Claude Monet, the father of impressionism, was a master of light. He sometimes painted in series, showing the passage of time with evolving sunlight and shadows." Einstein. "Albert Einstein won a Nobel Prize in Physics for his work in the dual nature of light, behaving like both a wave and a particle, and how this duality explains the photoelectric effect." I love that! Even though Einstein and Monet both worked with light, the only thing their work has

The hummingbird's hum.

Safe Christmas.

You need a new reading light

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

Results of the Tropical Fish Sex Survey

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

"Yes, I know darling, getting a sore throat is bad: it really hurts to swallow..."

"I figure the odds of you being the smartest girl in the class for three years in a row are practically zero."

College for flys