Light Historian Gifts

"There he goes, waxing nostalgic again."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Playdough's The Republic

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Fossil record player.

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

"It's very sweet of you to visit him. Mr. Mainframe doen't get out much since the desktops came in."

"Daddy, instead of the princess story tonight, can you explain how and why manifest destiny eliminated the American Indians?"

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

Frank and Ernie's Lesser Known History. Lemonade. Custer's first stand.

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

Infographics: the early years.

She was 'bright'. He kept it 'light'. They couldn't help but be attracted to each other.

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

Archeologists discover Egyptian Computers.

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

'At last we have found 'The Land of the Obsolete Hardware','

You need a new reading light

Museum of Art and Science. Monet. "Claude Monet, the father of impressionism, was a master of light. He sometimes painted in series, showing the passage of time with evolving sunlight and shadows." Einstein. "Albert Einstein won a Nobel Prize in Physics for his work in the dual nature of light, behaving like both a wave and a particle, and how this duality explains the photoelectric effect." I love that! Even though Einstein and Monet both worked with light, the only thing their work has

'Take it from me, and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"Grandma, I have to bring an antique to school. Can I borrow your flip phone?"

"Let me take you back to a dark time when all you could do with a phone was make phone calls."

'I don't know what it is. I think it's some kind of old-fashioned cell phone.'

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

Caveman to wheel inventor: 'Nice invention - how do you boot it up?'

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XIII. - The ladies and the police - the battle of the Crystal Palace

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

'Santa thinks desktops will come back.'

'Did anyone ever tell you that you look lovely under the glow of these energy saver lights?'

Computer Address Book.