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"There he goes, waxing nostalgic again."

Playdough's The Republic

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Fossil record player.

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

"It's very sweet of you to visit him. Mr. Mainframe doen't get out much since the desktops came in."

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

"Daddy, instead of the princess story tonight, can you explain how and why manifest destiny eliminated the American Indians?"

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

Archeologists discover Egyptian Computers.

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

'At last we have found 'The Land of the Obsolete Hardware','

You need a new reading light

"Grandma, I have to bring an antique to school. Can I borrow your flip phone?"

"Let me take you back to a dark time when all you could do with a phone was make phone calls."

'Take it from me, and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

'I don't know what it is. I think it's some kind of old-fashioned cell phone.'

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XIII. - The ladies and the police - the battle of the Crystal Palace

Caveman to wheel inventor: 'Nice invention - how do you boot it up?'

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

'Santa thinks desktops will come back.'

'Did anyone ever tell you that you look lovely under the glow of these energy saver lights?'

The Thinker (Millennials Edition)

Computer Address Book.