Technical Historian Gifts

Archeologists discover Egyptian Computers.

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

The original paperless office

Early Colour TV

Fossil record player.

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

"It's very sweet of you to visit him. Mr. Mainframe doen't get out much since the desktops came in."

My url is: http:/how:/um:/powwow.co.chiese.html.

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

Old Phones Lasagne

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

'At last we have found 'The Land of the Obsolete Hardware','

"When I was your age, all we had to know was how to wind."

"Grandma, I have to bring an antique to school. Can I borrow your flip phone?"

"Let me take you back to a dark time when all you could do with a phone was make phone calls."

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

'I don't know what it is. I think it's some kind of old-fashioned cell phone.'

Caveman to wheel inventor: 'Nice invention - how do you boot it up?'

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XIII. - The ladies and the police - the battle of the Crystal Palace

'Santa thinks desktops will come back.'

The Thinker (Millennials Edition)

'Mom, you wouldn't believe all the stuff people had to know before computers!'

Computer Address Book.

"It's my latest invention - I call it 'Fire point two oh'!"

Phone Call

Signs grampa has run out of 'When I Was Your Age' stories.

"What about that! His brain still uses the old vacuum tubes."

'In ancient times they needed these to watch TV!'

Brggar holding sign - 'Victim of computer age'.