Technical Historian Pillows

Archeologists discover Egyptian Computers.

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

The original paperless office

Early Colour TV

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Fossil record player.

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

"David live a rich, full life, despite what his Wikipedia page says."

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

"It's very sweet of you to visit him. Mr. Mainframe doen't get out much since the desktops came in."

My url is: http:/how:/um:/powwow.co.chiese.html.

Old Phones Lasagne

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

'At last we have found 'The Land of the Obsolete Hardware','

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

"Grandma, I have to bring an antique to school. Can I borrow your flip phone?"

"When I was your age, all we had to know was how to wind."

"Let me take you back to a dark time when all you could do with a phone was make phone calls."

'I don't know what it is. I think it's some kind of old-fashioned cell phone.'

'Santa thinks desktops will come back.'

Caveman to wheel inventor: 'Nice invention - how do you boot it up?'

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XIII. - The ladies and the police - the battle of the Crystal Palace

Signs grampa has run out of 'When I Was Your Age' stories.

"It's my latest invention - I call it 'Fire point two oh'!"

"This thing isn't working."

Phone Call

'Mom, you wouldn't believe all the stuff people had to know before computers!'

Computer Address Book.

The Thinker (Millennials Edition)

"What about that! His brain still uses the old vacuum tubes."

'In ancient times they needed these to watch TV!'