Techno-historian Gifts

"Couldn't we just call it a day and send out some nasty Tweets about them."

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

The original paperless office

Fossil record player.

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

"It's very sweet of you to visit him. Mr. Mainframe doen't get out much since the desktops came in."

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

My url is: http:/how:/um:/powwow.co.chiese.html.

Old Phones Lasagne

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

Archeologists discover Egyptian Computers.

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

Europa takes a selfie

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

How to create a password you can remember...

'At last we have found 'The Land of the Obsolete Hardware','

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

The dead sea scrolls

"Grandma, I have to bring an antique to school. Can I borrow your flip phone?"

"When I was your age, all we had to know was how to wind."

"Let me take you back to a dark time when all you could do with a phone was make phone calls."

'I don't know what it is. I think it's some kind of old-fashioned cell phone.'

Caveman to wheel inventor: 'Nice invention - how do you boot it up?'

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XIII. - The ladies and the police - the battle of the Crystal Palace

'Santa thinks desktops will come back.'

The Thinker (Millennials Edition)

'Mom, you wouldn't believe all the stuff people had to know before computers!'

Computer Address Book.

Signs grampa has run out of 'When I Was Your Age' stories.

Phone Call