Vintage Tech Historian Gifts

"Grandpa!"

What's wrong with the computer you've got?"

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

The original paperless office

Early Colour TV

Fossil record player.

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

"It's very sweet of you to visit him. Mr. Mainframe doen't get out much since the desktops came in."

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

Old Phones Lasagne

Boombox

My url is: http:/how:/um:/powwow.co.chiese.html.

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

Telephone line ends up buried in the ground with a headstone.

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

Old Book Smell

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

'Try his land line.'

Social Media

The Final Chapter.

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

How to create a password you can remember...

'At last we have found 'The Land of the Obsolete Hardware','

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

"He's teaching me map skills, such as how to fold it."

"Let me take you back to a dark time when all you could do with a phone was make phone calls."

"Grandma, I have to bring an antique to school. Can I borrow your flip phone?"

"Television sets evolved from animals. My randpop remembers when they had rabbit ears!"

B2B.Com Pay Per View.

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'