Techie With A Love For History Gifts

Early IT Consultants.

Moses on the web

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

The original paperless office

Early Colour TV

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

"It's very sweet of you to visit him. Mr. Mainframe doen't get out much since the desktops came in."

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

Old Phones Lasagne

My url is: http:/how:/um:/powwow.co.chiese.html.

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

How to create a password you can remember...

'At last we have found 'The Land of the Obsolete Hardware','

"Grandma, I have to bring an antique to school. Can I borrow your flip phone?"

"When I was your age, all we had to know was how to wind."

The dead sea scrolls

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

"Let me take you back to a dark time when all you could do with a phone was make phone calls."

'I don't know what it is. I think it's some kind of old-fashioned cell phone.'

'Santa thinks desktops will come back.'

The Thinker (Millennials Edition)

"It's my latest invention - I call it 'Fire point two oh'!"

Phone Call

Signs grampa has run out of 'When I Was Your Age' stories.

Computer Address Book.

Developing the boomerang.

'In ancient times they needed these to watch TV!'

Brggar holding sign - 'Victim of computer age'.

Modern William Tell Uses An Air-Strike To Hit Apple

'A regular computer wouldn't have been so bad — I was replaced by an electric typewriter.'

'Turkey dot com.'