History Buff Meets Tech Geek Gifts

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

Moses on the web

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

Early Colour TV

The original paperless office

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

Macbeth: Take Two

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

"It's very sweet of you to visit him. Mr. Mainframe doen't get out much since the desktops came in."

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

My url is: http:/how:/um:/powwow.co.chiese.html.

Old Phones Lasagne

Europa takes a selfie

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

How to create a password you can remember...

'At last we have found 'The Land of the Obsolete Hardware','

"When I was your age, all we had to know was how to wind."

A Scene From 'Henry V'.

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

Trump's State Visit to the UK

Not Moses

"Let me take you back to a dark time when all you could do with a phone was make phone calls."

The dead sea scrolls

"Grandma, I have to bring an antique to school. Can I borrow your flip phone?"

'I don't know what it is. I think it's some kind of old-fashioned cell phone.'

'Santa thinks desktops will come back.'

Phone Call

The Thinker (Millennials Edition)

Computer Address Book.