Tech-savvy Historian Gifts

Previously indecipherable, Professor Wiggins translates another ancient text using the newly discovered Rosetta phone.

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

The dead sea scrolls

"Ok, so, um yeah. So four score and seven years ago today our fath... ...wait, did I do that part already? Sorry, let me find the next part."

"On day 11, Moses runs out of Tweets."

'What is it Nostradamus? What do you see?!'

Family Bible.

'I just received a text message.'

'Can you get them on an e-reader?'

"Is it true Moses had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud?"

"I'm scanning these old photos we're afraid of losing into my computer so I can lose them there."

Digital Hourglass

Moses on the web

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Search for Rare Bitcoin

Fossil record player.

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

"It's very sweet of you to visit him. Mr. Mainframe doen't get out much since the desktops came in."

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

"A virus ate my homework."

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

'My teacher said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

'The batteries in my calculator just died. Good thing I kept the instructions on how to count on my fingers.'

Europa takes a selfie

How to create a password you can remember...

'At last we have found 'The Land of the Obsolete Hardware','

'When the school upgraded its operating system, for the third time, I upgraded my headache medicine from over-the-counter to prescription strength.'

"Let me take you back to a dark time when all you could do with a phone was make phone calls."

"Grandma, I have to bring an antique to school. Can I borrow your flip phone?"